Come on, Santa, how hard is it to put tax statements in Frankin Countians' stockings?
How about a workshop at our Hub? We can easily handle the reindeer landing and takeoff requirements, and you won't have to worry about anybody finding you unless they are given directions to this little out of the way spot
santa, i need a new a load of crap so i can shoot more bull next year!
(In a child-like voice) "And Santa, I want Sandra Wood to be the permanent health director, and, and, and I want Angela Harris to be the county manager, and, and I want Ralph Knott to have a permanent office at the courthouse, and, and I want Ronnie Goswick to keep sending business to other counties, and, and ........" Well, you can fill in the rest.
Santa, my friend, I'm about to empty your sack!
Puppets of control, bad decisions means empty stockings.
I disguised my knife as a candy cane, and my faint hug only insured my ability to carry this out... so now that things are more favorable, lets talk about how I can help you...