Ballot box to voter: Psst... don't tell anyone I told you that I'm actually a shredder! The votes have already been decided.
voter to board of elections: If there's only uncontested races, save us the money and call it a win.
Hey, aren't you one of those guys who gripes and complains about the leaders he has? Ever considered running your self?
I actually need oppression and abuse, so that I have something to talk about. What else is their to do?
You know, with you being the only voter that showed up, you could write in just about anyone you wanted. Say for instance, your wife?
No thanks, I only showed up to steal pencils.
Because of all the taxes, I had to take this job holding your ballots. I'm actually a toaster.