Extra starch and teflon please.
At our cleaners, we guarantee you'll always lose your shirt and a whole lot more.
HOW MUCH WILL IT COST TO REMOVE THESE STAINS?
stop killing people and you wont have to keep getting those things cleaned!
My momma always said to look both ways before crossing a street, because right or wrong, a car is going to survive a crash beter.
I know you're steamed, so today's special is only $50,000 for shirts and $25,000 for pants. Ironing things out for attorneys is just a wash.
There, is a $12,000.00 fee for our Raleigh P.R. firm to find out what caused the stains in your clothes and a $45.00 tax expense for trashy stains.
That stain on your jacket will never come out. It will be there for years to come.