The next two items may be rejected by the taxpayers this year. Do I hear $2.50? Ok, $1.75.... 50 cents...? Any county willing to take them off our hands?
The next item up for bid is these two paper weights. Do I hear a bid of 50 cents......
The next items up for bid are two dead weights.
hey if you want it passed, bid on these two. they come pretty cheap.
No bidders? Call the glue factory
I promised to cut them in on the action, but they didn't specify what I had to do!
Can I get a bid on these two ugly sacks of fertilizer. This here fertilizer is fortified with real poo!
on the block now ladies and gents is the lifesize prequel to "Beavis and Butthead Do Franklin County."
What? No bids? We'll pay you to take them out of the county!
Put something with 'em! Let's get a goody box up here. Come on folks! BID!