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Cartoon Caption Challenge for 1-30-2008
Cartoon Caption Challenge for 1-30-2008
This is your opportunity to be an editorial cartoonist.

Each issue, we will post a cartoon without a caption and you get to fill in the punchline.

Here are a few guidelines that may help you submit the funniest line...

  • Keep it short. Cartoon humor is the most powerful when it is short and to
    the point.

  • Be original and don't settle for the obvious.

  • These are editorial cartoons so don't worry about your caption being too
    biting or scathing. However, remember I won't post vulgarity or anything
    libelous.

    Just click on "more" under the cartoon and then post your caption in the
    "what's your opinion" feature. Write as many as you wish and then compare
    yours to the rest.

  • Printer-friendly format


    Members Opinions:
    January 30, 2008 at 6:00pm
    Um, Sheriff, are you waiting for the SBI to call back to tell you what to do again?
    January 30, 2008 at 6:00pm
    Oh, so you're Sheriff Green. I always wondered who my boss was.
    [Delete]
    January 30, 2008 at 6:00pm
    Is it my turn to talk to the SBI??



    How do you like my new hand held lie detector? If it chirps, your guilty.



    Here, take this new phone and keep it with you. It has GPS so I know where you are and who you are doing.
    January 30, 2008 at 6:00pm
    Be careful out there.
    January 30, 2008 at 6:00pm
    It's Ok boss I think I believe you?
    [Delete]
    January 30, 2008 at 6:00pm
    Calling all cars, calling all cars... If you don't straighten up, the beatings will begin immediately.

    BTW, Car 54, Where Are You??????
    January 31, 2008 at 6:00pm
    Sheriff Harrison, in Wake County, you do things differently than me. For instance, we save tax dollars by not buying more guns. We steal them!

    January 31, 2008 at 6:00pm
    I know they are throwing stones at you. But remember, this county needs you. Thanks for doing your job.
    January 31, 2008 at 6:00pm
    Green- Yes is this Franklin Times? Yes one of my cops is abusive to his wife. I feel horrible about it, so before I arrest him and myself, please explain again how this is my fault?
    January 31, 2008 at 6:00pm
    Cop- Sir The drunks in Ingle Side are having another Party in the middle of the highway. I have kids sir, I can't afford for a crack head to muffler dive me out of a job.

    Green- Don't worry son. Its my fault anyways.
    January 31, 2008 at 6:00pm
    Cop- Green did you hear? The polls show that people here like you despite the negative press your receiving. Even with two answers against you people say your doing a great job!

    Green - Hey, wait...Is your car floating?
    January 31, 2008 at 6:00pm
    Cop- what are you doing in the middle of the street here in Ingle side?

    Green- Well son, the only way I can save these drunks, addicts, and bums is to baby sit them. Because the second one stumbles into the MIDDLE of a HIGHWAY its my fault.
    February 01, 2008 at 6:00pm
    No, I'm really not a sheriff, but I stayed at a Holiday Inn Express last night.
    February 01, 2008 at 6:00pm
    Harry wants to know if you'll take the blame for a little boating incident too?
    February 04, 2008 at 6:00pm
    Deputy:
    "Hey, Sheriff, wanna buy some drugs?"

    Sheriff:
    "(Sigh)"
    "Well, at this point, what the heck."
    February 20, 2008 at 6:00pm
    deputy:hey Sheriff I know you are busy but we could really use some help out here we are short of manpower do you think you could lend us a hand?

    Sheriff:I dont know its after 5 pm and let me call my wife and if she says its ok then sure I could spare a hour or so

    Deputy: Thanks boss hey good to see you again I havent seen you in 6 months now hows everything going?

    Sheriff:I dont know I just show up I am confused I need to get some good advice I think I need to call Jones!!
    February 26, 2008 at 6:00pm
    Hey, I heard your dead! Well? Are you?



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